The Crows' Nest

RBP Collapses, Sen. Bezzer Left Alone in Congress

An image of a beach in South Reveille.

Within less than 15 minutes, the RBP, which held an outright majority in the House only a month ago, was reduced to a single seat in Congress – that of Senator Bezzergeezer, the party leader. What exactly caused this massive rupture?

Secretary Impeached, Administration Tanked

The last few days have been rocky for the Kaiserin_ Administration. The introduction of the Fairness Fee by the Department of Construction and Transport created enough controversy to feed the news feed for days. It was created without the approval of the President and the subsequent uproar from town leaderships and Congress culminated in a […]

DCT Sec. xEndeavour Impeached by Congress After “Fairness Fee”

Secretary of Construction and Transport xEndeavour was impeached 8-1-0 by the House of Representatives after his unpopular Fairness Fee policy and unprecedented congressional hearing misconduct that earned him 80 penalty points, with the trial now moving to the upper chamber.

‘Below Our Bar’: Kaiserin Rejects Joke Bills for Serious Governance

President Kaiserin used a press conference to draw a sharp distinction between her vision of “serious politics” and what she called below-standard joke legislation like the “pipe down act” currently in Congress, while expressing optimism about an “unprecedented opportunity” for economic recovery. She also learned during the conference that lawyers had been excluded from Universal Basic Income payments in what she called “almost certainly a staff issue,” and indicated openness to meeting with Alexandrian Prime Minister Dartanboy if he expresses interest.

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