In a new twist in this presidential scandal, all the Secretaries and Acting President lcn have decided to attempt to declare the deported President UnityMaster unfit for office. The official reasonings were: “Failing to sign bills for extended periods of time; Signing bills into law without informing the departments they affect; Signing Illegal Executive Orders; Failing to respond to his Cabinet; Failing to respond to the Vice President; Signing Executive Orders without notifying the departments they affect; Failing to enforce Executive Orders they signed; Failing to provide transparency of his actions to the public; and Neglecting the duties of DCT Secretary after nominating themself DCT Secretary, among other reasons. The House now has to vote on whether he is unfit for office, and if they vote that he is, the motion will move to the Senate. The Reveille Times will continue to keep Redmont informed as this story develops.

Correction notice: A previous version of this article misinterpreted the motion sent to the House, calling it a motion to impeach. This has been removed.